Kid's got it right. Elmo scares the crap out of me. My mom has ALL of the ones that talk. They are going to come alive and get me, I know it. Damn it, I bet they can see me writing this.
here's the thing. i was bassdad on twitter and i conducted a poll. i asked whether people thought my screen name rhymed with face dad or ass dad. overwhelming response: ass dad. i play bass and sing bass so it should have been about the rock, but it was about the fish. a couple people said "you mean it's not badassdad?" so i figured, what the hell? hence, badassdad.
Kid's got it right. Elmo scares the crap out of me. My mom has ALL of the ones that talk. They are going to come alive and get me, I know it. Damn it, I bet they can see me writing this.
ReplyDeleteOMFG classic!
ReplyDeleteIt's because Elmo is a known panhandler and not to be trusted. I have the photo evidence.
ReplyDeletekid is obviously quite advanced for his age. Elmo is sitting there looking all pedo, next he'll be doing the yawn and arm over trick
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